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Always will and never will be gone from me meaning
All My All My Drugs My Smoke ya know.its.mines.
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When you’re in a bad situation.
So I was at the gas station right, and a dude points a gun at me and tell me to give me everything you got now! Now i’m standing there with my ass in my hands and all i’m trying to do is buy my shit and leave.
My g is a friend but My G is a Best Friend
Yo my G or Yo My g.
My g or My G
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A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.
Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...
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When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret
Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤
my uncle touched my weewee 😳
To destroy someones pussy instead of our planet.
hey! destroy my pussy not my planet!
Not my problem and I don't f*ing care anyways.
Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.
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