i will stick my penis in your eye

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value

Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye

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Stick my churro in your soft taco

A very polite and very Mexican way of saying "put my penis in her vagina." Aka the cholo's mating call.

Carlos: "Hola chica, por favor let me stick my churro in your soft taco."

Chica: "Oh sí, only if you squirt on some of your special sauce!"

Get my dick out your mouth!!

Stop talking about me all the time. Get my name out your mouth.

John: George why are you always playing that video game. Don't you have anything better to do.

George: Get my dick out your mouth!!

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stick my finger in your tea

to check your oil

I am going come over to your house and stick my finger in your tea.

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Crush my head between your thighs

Please

Please crush my head between your thighs

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take my hands off your ears

As when you are getting blown, the person giving gets how you like it.

You doing me so good I am gonna take my hands off your ears.

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my ma knows your da

Meaning my mother knows your father. Normally said to a friend.

Im gonna ride the bollocks off yer ma all nite long while shes lying on her side and im spoonin her like i spoon ur da every friday nite! my ma knows your da and im gonna ride the fuck out of ur ma so hard her shit will come out her ears for the next 6 weeks.

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