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my face is on my face

the most awesome quote ever.

"A penny saved is a penny earned"
"Mathematics, in it's own way, is the poetry of logical ideas"
"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. "
"To be or not to be is the question"
"MY FACE IS ON MY FACE!!!1!"

by Stuffattack April 28, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


my necc my bacc

my anxiety attacc

my necc my bacc hahaahhaahjajahasjjejdnwnznsjdkdkeminem

by thikki nikki eggy croissant ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ June 8, 2019


My lips, My stare

The Best lyrics you'll ever hear. However, beware because it might be too godly to comprehend.

My lips, My stare, In here. I wuz lookin at you and you wuz lookin at me and we wuz thinkin owowowowow.

GO DEMARCUS GO DEMARCUS GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GET CROCK WITH IT GET CROCK WITH IT NOW POP WIT IT

by friendly neighborhood maman December 6, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


not my circus not my monkeys

It's got nothing to do with me,and I'm not really interested anyway.

"All this fuss going on at the moment about the lack of government funding for pre-school childcare so mothers can work? Sorry,not my circus not my monkeys". (From an old Polish proverb).

by peskycritter November 30, 2017

37๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


my nigga my nigga

My fellow African-American my fellow African-American

Tyrone: Aye my nigga my nigga wuss poppin

Keyshone: ma thot b suckin ma dick doe mane

by Yo momma is thuggin November 24, 2013

98๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


my word is my bond

It's a maritime brokers' motto. Since 1801 the motto of the London Stock Exchange (in Latin "dictum meum pactum") where bargains are made with no exchange of documents and no written pledges being given.

"My word is my bond" as brokers say (or "my word, my bond!")

by dalilah June 10, 2006

254๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


not my monkey, not my circus

this phrase is used when friends or family are discussing other peoples drama and/or trying to get involved in said drama.

Mike: i can't believe that joe's wife is trying to break up their sons relationship with his girlfriend.
John: well, i hope they can work it out instead
Mike: i think we should call Mike and try to talk him out of this very bad decision, maybe we could help fix this situation

John: hey look dude, its not my monkey, not my circus. I'm not getting involved in that shitshow domestic problem

by WSDC March 5, 2017

59๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž