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Despite the the very specific directions you have been given, and despite the fact that the very extensive project is nearly completed, the client decides that it is flawed irreparably and you must pretty much start over. Oh, and it's not their fault that they gave you improper guidance from the get-go. You obviously are an untalented hack and incapable of reading minds. What kind of "creative" person can't read minds? Hack ...
The term comes from the "This is Spinal Tap" scene in which Angelica Huston presents an 18" Stonehenge monument to Ian because he wrote the directions on a cocktail napkin and wrote " for "inches" instead of ' for "feet".
Agency CD:
"Why did you make that tag verbal and not sung?"
Composer:
"You told us to do that in our meeting and you wrote it on this napkin that I'm holding right here. This one in my hand, the one that has your handwriting on it that says "make the tag verbal"
Agency CD:
"Fuck the napkin"
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A person who has no personality.
Bob: It is so hard to carry on a conversation with Clare.
Jade: I know. She's such a wet napkin.
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Using a shirt sleeve, like a napkin, to wipe up a mess of any variety.
Stan's secretary blew him under the desk and he shot a hot sticky nut on her face. Realizing she had no tissue to wipe off her chin, she used his Arm Napkin to clean up leaving it crusty and stained for his upcoming 3 p.m. meeting.
To use ones pants or clothing to wipe ones hands clean when a napkin is not available.
"Man, that chicken was greasy. Time to use the old pants napkin."
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a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.
*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern
Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!
Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!
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Referring to a woman that allows endless amounts of men to use her body as a "napkin" after ejaculation: A whore: A promiscious woman.
"After her last relationship, she turned into such a cock napkin..She fucks anyone"
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A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) into a tissue and then some one blows there nose in it ... or it can be used to abuse some think .
haha you just blew your nose in a willy napkin .