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adj. extremly cold weather more often described as "fucking cold", hence necrophiliac weather.
Make sure to bring your jacket tonight. It's necrophiliac weather.
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Fucking a frozen dead body after ice fishing.
I was ice fishing the other day, eh, and Jim got shit faced and passed out so I let him freeze to death. Then I gave him the Canadian Necrophiliac.
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Somebody who intentionally has sex after they're dead.
At the viewing the now deceased, reverse necrophiliac had a working girl put her hands down his pants and lick his ear as per his will requested.
Guy: 'Hey baby wanna fuck?'
Girl: 'No I'm saving myself till death, I'm a reverse necrophiliac. '
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The meaning is to do the sex position, 69, on a corpse.
I did 69(necrophiliac) inside your fucking mom's casket with her.
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Whilst having sex with a women (vaginal) blow your load into the women's vagina. After you finish that, kill her. Then hide her body in a closet for 2 weeks. When she starts to decay, pull her out of the closet. Then punch her stomach and eat whatever comes out of the vagina.
Yeah, so my girlfriend pissed me off, so I necrophiliac punched her.
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Someone who likes to have sexual intercourse with dead bodies and sucking on there toes.
"oh did you hear the other day Oliver is a necrophiliac sucking toes which means be has sex with a dead body I also found out he sucks there toes dead or alive"