net

The term given to interwoven butt hairs which maintains the integrity of your underwear

Fuck man... that poop woulda slipped out hadn't the net caught it!

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net

Abbreviation for "Never-Ending Text". A net is a conversation using text messaging that is impossible to end.

"You two have been texting back and forth all day. Why don't you just call her?"

"I know, I'm caught in a net."

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net

shortened form for the word "clarinet" a black in colour musical instrunment. from the class "woodwindus" and species "instrumentus" the clarinet is a violent and agressive instrument - approach with caution

"so what do you play?"
"i play the net'"
"word"

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net

Above all. Superior to all. Godly.

Net > *

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.net

.Net is what you say after a short phrase to make it more original and fun to say

Oh my softie.net!
Oh my rattled.net
Oh my tottaln00b.net!

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net

elite computer hacker

you are the coolest, net!

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net

Biggest asshole this side of Jupiter

Wow, Net is a asshole

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