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Sites that make stalking effortless
*creeping on the person your obsessed w/ using social networks*
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A collection of websites that allow people to join networks that allow them to
1) Socialise with people who have similar tastes
or 2) Allow them to stalk the girl next door
Some examples of these sites include MySpace, Facebook and Bebo, each of which attract their own clique of people.
MySpace attracts musicians, emos, and stalkers
Bebo attracts children pretending to be adults, Irish college students, and stalkers
Facebook attracts people who have nothing better to do with their time, namely stalkers
Man from early 21st century: I really need a new way of stalking...
Tom Anderson: MySpace!
Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook!
Michael Birch: Bebo!
Random Internet Guy: Insert Social Networking Site Here!
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Yeah, we can go out all day, my son will watch an anime marathon on Cartoon Network.
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When you tell someone a secret, there is most likely two people that they will tell that secret to.
then that person has two people, then that person has two more people, and so on.
repeat the process until the entire town knows your secret. usually performed by bitches, hence the name.
Guy 1: Hey, dude did you hear that your girlfriend cheated on you?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: How do you know?
Guy 2: Through the Bitch Network.
Stream of ejaculate flowing from woman to woman to woman and eventually leading us back to a few chads at Carlson School of Management. It does not mean "we'll have buddies in esteemed positions who'll line you up with jobs/internships/careers SIMPLY because you paid 40,000 a year to do shit at St Thomas--it means 1/4th of the womenfolk here fucked some dudes at Carlson and wound up becoming senior vice presidents at 23. hahaha what a schmuck buying into our con game"
Advisor: "Oy! we have a GREAT tommie network, when you graduate you'll be getting offers for career-launchpad positions! (but in reality only the sloots, the well-connected and the family-business-owning students will find high-level careers heheheheh...we say we love egalitarianism while really conning the 99.999%! "
Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"
Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."
A relentless scumbag who obnoxiously trys to network people all the time and in the most inappropriate situations.
Savage Networker: " Hey I was really hoping to go out for lunch and talk about your time at XYZ firm"
Professional: " Can you shut the fuck up? We are literally at a funeral".
An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on the server for long, and discourages entertaining emails sent to the whole company. Every time he works on your computer, he changes your desktop image from picture of your family to None.
Sorry. I didn't get your email. Our Network Nazi blocks all emails that are from Yahoo addresses.
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