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Weekly World News

The funniest newspaper ever. Sure, the stories are a bunch of bullshit but it's so funny.

I love reading Weekly World News!

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

78๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


weekly world news

A newspaper that, while intensely hilarious, will probably lower your IQ 2 points per page.

Me love read Weekly World News.

by ClockworkRose December 21, 2004

166๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Weekly World News

It's all true!! In fact, I'm an alien sent to teach you humans the futility of your so - called 'civilization!!'

Take me to your leader, first, though.

I'm an alien, and I write the articles in Weekly World News

by Gork the Destructator October 3, 2004

70๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Weekly World News

Ironically, Weekly World News possesses more truth than other sources of news. Such as "The Fox News Channel". Possibly remembered mostly by their mascot, Bat-Boy. The magazine is probably at your local grocery store.

Girl: "Who do you believe has a stronger possibility of disputing truthful statements? A satirical news reporter for 'Weekly World News' who says Bigfoot is real, or homophobic, Neo-Nazi, Ann Coulter on 'The O'Reilly Factor'"?

Guy: "This satirical news reporter isn't Bill O'Reily, right?"

Girl: "Right."

Guy: "Oh, thank god! The satirical news reporter without the slightest bit of hesitance!"

by GloveGiblets March 7, 2007

75๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


weekly world news

A newspaper that has the most controversial topics immaginable. They are so "out-there," that no one even believes them. They are all the REAL odd happenings in the world, condensed into one newspaper.

You think the Weekly World News lies?Well Bat Boy is my cousin.

by B-Money May 6, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum

That's what you're doing, fuckboi

Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?

by Edgy white kid on Garry's Mod April 6, 2017

15๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


New World, Same Baby

Some things never change

-"Man this covid stuff is really doing a number on me."

-"Yeah man, new world, same baby"

by Da Same Baby January 2, 2022