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The funniest newspaper ever. Sure, the stories are a bunch of bullshit but it's so funny.
I love reading Weekly World News!
A newspaper that, while intensely hilarious, will probably lower your IQ 2 points per page.
Me love read Weekly World News.
It's all true!! In fact, I'm an alien sent to teach you humans the futility of your so - called 'civilization!!'
Take me to your leader, first, though.
I'm an alien, and I write the articles in Weekly World News
Ironically, Weekly World News possesses more truth than other sources of news. Such as "The Fox News Channel". Possibly remembered mostly by their mascot, Bat-Boy. The magazine is probably at your local grocery store.
Girl: "Who do you believe has a stronger possibility of disputing truthful statements? A satirical news reporter for 'Weekly World News' who says Bigfoot is real, or homophobic, Neo-Nazi, Ann Coulter on 'The O'Reilly Factor'"?
Guy: "This satirical news reporter isn't Bill O'Reily, right?"
Girl: "Right."
Guy: "Oh, thank god! The satirical news reporter without the slightest bit of hesitance!"
A newspaper that has the most controversial topics immaginable. They are so "out-there," that no one even believes them. They are all the REAL odd happenings in the world, condensed into one newspaper.
You think the Weekly World News lies?Well Bat Boy is my cousin.
That's what you're doing, fuckboi
Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?
The companion book to Stalin's Bible
A Brave new world is a good example of what the left and the Palestinian caucus is trying to achieve.