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A Person who joins a gym or other exercise club in January to try to fulfill his/her new year's resolution to lose weight. The vast majority of New Year Blimps will only use a couple weeks of their one-year memberships before ultimately quitting...until next January.
My workout took twice as long as usual today because I had to wait for all of the New Year Blimps to get off the machines.
"No Nut New Year" similar to " No Nut November" but you have to put exactly on new years day and can't nut again until next year.
Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."
Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."
n: An assessment of, and often delusional attempt to correct, one's shortcomings. Typically made on a day that is arbitrary except that it begins a new year on the standard Gregorian Calendar. Given the arbitrary nature of the date and the sudden change of lifestyle demanded by most resolutions, it should not be surprising that most resolutions are abandonded by the start of the next year. Fortunately the next New Year gives a person the opportunity to make the same resolution again.
A common New Year's resolution: get fit, get thin, get hot, get laid.
A common outcome: stay out of shape, stay fat, stay ugly, masturbate.
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The day before New Year's Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and the need to be equitable in the new year's season, New Year's Adam creates further anticipation of New Years Day.
When is your family coming to our place?
On New Year's Adam and leaving January 5th.
New Year's Adam is the last chance to prepare for the New Year's Eve party.
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Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.
"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"
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The night before the first hangover of a new calendar year.
One is feeling rather queasy: it was New Year's Eve last night.
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A night when groups of adults get drunk and use explosives when intoxicated. In some cultures they melt metal objects to artefacts.
The dog was scared of the noises on new year's eve.
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