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A couple of hundred years ago a man walked into a shop
in London and asked the person behind the counter for a newt
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A Newt is what a Bandit craves. A Bandit's craving for Newt is INSATIABLE!!!!!!
"It's been days since this Bandit has eaten Newt and he's STARVING!"
"Newt tastes delicious, especially when wet and warm in a bathtub."
"Bandits love Newts!"
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A small lizard that can be found in small creeks and is known for its bright yellow dots standing out against its pure black.
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A smol bean who is too hot, precious, and innocent for this world and deserves nothing but the best because he is perfection and deserves everyone's affection, and deserves a cookie and a hug
person: so what is your opinion on Newt Scamander?
Me,an intellectual: a steamy cinnamon roll
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pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes
Simple Translation: Eat Nuts
Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)
Usage:
1. Fellatio
2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).
1. Fellatio
"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"
"Ya bro she manged"
"She can def mange newts!"
2. Being fed up
"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"
"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"
or Simply "Mange"
A very tall invisible lizard resembling a newt. Result of a newt being exposed to the chemical asbestos.
"Yo dawg that lizard is HUGE!"
"That ain't no lizard man! Its an asbestos newt!"
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