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Nickelback

An awesome band which invented a new way to mosh, instead of puching, punching and kicking, fans commonly bring rocks, rotten tomatoed or bad eggs to concert in order to throw at the lead singer, the person hat score the most headshots gets to have sex with chad's half-dead body. No one can refuse such a good reward.

Fan 1: "Hey did you go to that Nickelback concert last night?"
Fan 2: "Ye man, i ass-f*cked him after he was knocked out by a watermelon."

by adheherh April 9, 2010

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Nickelback

when someone shits directly into your ear. Named after one of the world's worst bands, as anyone with good taste in music would have concluded

Friend: What's wrong?

Me: "Owww, my ear hurts. I was listening to the radio and got Nickelbacked. IT BURNS!!

Friend: Yeah, I know. I've been there, man. Let's get some GOOD music into that ear of yours right away.

by aquajerk/surly December 22, 2011

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nickelback

Another word for absolute shit
They could very well be the worst band in the world.

faggot: "nickelback is amazing"
non-faggot: " shut up, they suck balls"

by Qannabis King April 26, 2008

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nickelbacked

To push someone off a ledge, precipice, or other type of altitude-inclined location with the intent that they fall for the result of injury or death.

"Your honor, he had to be nickelbacked. You'd understand if it had been you talking to him about who was the best of '90s and 2000s indie rock."

by Mr. Frederick McFeely Rogers November 13, 2013


nickelback

the crappiest band in the world. should be sent to Mars.

Bob: Yo, I love Nickelback!!!

Hildaberg:AHHHHHHH!!!! YOURE SUCH A NOOB! KILL THE NOOB!!!!

by Smoskinz December 22, 2009

102๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


nickelback

A shitty alt. rock/post-grunge/nu-metal band with only one song to be proud of, Side of a Bullet, due to it's inclusion of an unreleased solo by the late, great Dimebag Darrel

Nickelback sucks pretty bad.

by ThroatSlit March 31, 2007

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Nickelback

A band featuring the Paddle-Pop Lion on vocals and...well, some other folks at the back that don't get much attention. The ol Lion roars about as loud as he can and doesn't seem to use techniques like change in dynamics, falsetto, or anything like that.

They busted into the mainstream with their hit "How You Remind Me." Meh, I didn't mind it; it was a nice change from the boy-band crap like N'Sync and whatnot. Of course, I wasn't so hot on their stuff either. BUT they got greedy and once they realized their formula for success (which wasn't hard to decode), they cashed in on it as much as possible and went on to make some of the worst songs ever created.

N.B: THEY ARE NOT NU METAL. THEY DON'T USE CRAZY EFFECTS, NOR DO THEY SCREAM/SCREECH, NOR DO THEY DABBLE IN ANY INDUSTRIAL GRINDINGS; THEY ARE "DUDE" ROCK, CRAP EXCRETED FROM THE BOWELS OF THE POST-GRUNGE SCENE.

No examples, folks; the name is self-evident...Nickelback, lmao!

by Trickster Lavane July 26, 2009

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