the act of doing something you were explicitly told not to do
Nathy B took my stash that, was a collosal dick move
Dick move is an action in wich you were or have been "a dick" to another individual. Dick move santa refers to the receiving of cloths or other items not deemed acceptable by a child. Presumably from Santa who was at the time being "a dick".
Bill: Hey bro you know that girl you were trying to hook up with at the club?
Wayne: Yeah?
Bill: Well I picked her up after you left.
Wayne: Dick move santa
Leaving an upset and/or emotional female with nothing but a flash of your penis.
Chad: "Yeah dude, she was just crying in her room for an hour and a half, I couldn't deal with that shit."
Jason: "Damn bro, what did you do?"
Chad: "I just gave her the ol' dick move and left."
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It's a different type of masturbation when you see something attractive on the internet while being too lazy to remove your shorts or pants, instead you dry hump your own bed.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.
me: "moving dick"
dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick
Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"
When women are being women.
Wearing fakes lashes is such a no dick move.
When Aidan Seeley steals Alaska from you in the popular world domination boardgame, “Risk”.
Aidan, taking Alaska is the DEFINITION of a Dick Move
killing clock and taking his wings
Riley: im gonna kill clockwyrk
Clockwyrk: Dont do that its a dick move