mm

depressed emotional suicide that is very bored and a rat

i am a mm and I will do mm yes it is sad but I fell like mm is for mm in mm

MMS

Mobile Molestation Station, aka "creepy van". Typically a full size van, extra points for murals painted on the side, or the '70s bubble window and/or curtains

Have you seen the new neighbors? The guy drives an MMS and looks pretty creepy, don't let the kids out of your sight!

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MMS

Moldy Muff Syndrome
When a man is able to detect the presence of a woman before she is seen. Due to her nasty twat which often looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise, but not mayonaise like Hellman's more like mayonaise that you left on the picnic table in the sun for two days in July. Side-effects include upset stomach, vomitting, diarrhea, burning eyes, and the tendency to stab yourself in the face with a spork.

"Mid You got MMS"
"What's that?"
"Moldy Muff Syndrome."

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MMS

An acronym for "massive mammary syndrome."
When a girl has very large boobs, making it difficult for males to keep their eyes above a female's neck. one very prominent symptom of massive mammary syndrome is the significant number of "cat calls" one might receive on a daily basis.

Also used as an excuse for why clothing never fits busty chicks correctly. The cause of bathing suit/bra frustration, and accidental flashing.

-"did that creepy man just honk at you?"
-"yahh, that's typical... i suffer from MMS"

-"yo, you're left boob is hanging out of your bikini top, and you have a significant amount of under-boob going on..."
-"oh, that's just a symptom of my "MMS." don't worry about it.

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mm

1. A pretty young lady, used to be a young lady online

2. A girlfriend, especially a temporarily girlfriend

Man: Look, here comes a ppmm!!!

Where is your mm?

He is a stud. He sunk three mm's a day.

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MM

MM means " Masturbation May" Or the same thing with march, but this is for the girls, its similar to DDD or NNN but, just for masturbation.

woman: "have you masturbated yet?"
other woman: "yeah no shit its MM"
woman: :"its hard"
other woman: "you fucking mistake"

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Mm

A short way of saying mud mower wich is a retarded contraption made from a lawn mower and made by rednecks that wanna die having a good time

Bo go hop on the mm and raise some hell fuggin

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