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The period that someone waits after seeing something new on facebook, so that they wont seem like a stalker.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw you "liked" her picture, about 15 seconds after she put it up. She totally thinks you're a stalker.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I used a 20 minute Stalker Pause, so I'm going on a date with her Friday.
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To take a break from whatever you're doing to smoke marijuana.
"I'm going to pause for the cause, care to join me?"
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Something that you can't stop.
I see so many joke lost pause submissions so that's why I put it in as the true definition of a lost pause.
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When you are trying to watch a show that you DVR'ed but the host(ess) frequently pauses the show in order to do something else like tell a story about his day and then forgets to resume play.
Hurry up and hit play already! We haven't watched the show in 15 minutes, pause queen!
When it takes someone a minute or so to respond because they are googling the reference you just made
You: One of my favorite actors is Mark Hamil
Friend: ... ... ...
Friend: Oh yeah, from Star Wars.
You: Was that a Google Pause?
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The silence that occurs after someone has said or done something that leaves everyone who bore witness to the event speechless.
The first cousin of awkward silence.
A pregnant pause often occurs when something that requires a sarcastic response happens, but no one quite knows what to day or do.
In the middle of a group of people having a conversation, Michael picks his nose and then eats it. All conversation ceases.
(pregnant pause)
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When you're balls deep and need to pause because you're about to blow it.
Tim does a pause rep then switches holes so he can last all night