The swollen head of an erect, circumcised penis
I gave her a close-up look at my Purple Sombrero
An intense love of mexican people, culture, and food.
Sarah has serious sombrero fever; she only dates mexican boys.
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Standing over a girls head and leaving a hot steaming turd on the top of her head after she finished giving you oral sex while on her knees.
Your mom was on her knees giving a sick bj and once I nutted, I stood over her and left her the gift of a chocolate sombrero.
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The sweaty tip of a mexicans penis
I'm going to stick my salty sombrero into Lucas' mouth.
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(n): a drink consisting of one ounce of kahlua coffee liqueur and two ounces of heavy cream or half-and-half (served over ice)
Michael Scott: Kahlua sombrero please.
Bartender: Alright. So just you tonight?
Michael Scott: Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I'm a little bit early. I'm leaving my company after 19 years...Do not tell my fiancee I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
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Defecating on your partner's head while receiving a hummer. This move is achieved facing away from your partner while on top. Facing the other way results in a brown bow-tie.
Jethro slipped me a laxative that kicked in while Sherry and I were 69ing and she was giving me a hummer and I couldn't help giving her a brown sombrero!
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having a girl sit on head or face...hence "Pussy Sombrero"
Act of "wanting" to have a girl sit on your face!
"Man, I'd like her to give me a pussy sombrero"
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