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Northern Virginia is a vast wasteland of overpriced, cheaply build, homogenous real estate that is inhabited by "upper-crust of society" suburbanites with no sense of community or civic responsiblity to others. Generally the people who live here are rude, elitest, pampered, disconcerned, ineffectual and perfectly content with the aformentioned.
Welcome to Northern Virginia, please leave your soul at the Stafford County line.
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"Dude, have you seen Alison's northern hemisphere?"
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Northern mushroom is a direct Cantonese translation of the phrase "buck goo," literally "north mushroom," which is often used in Hong Kong and Macau to refer to prostitutes (usually referring to those coming from Mainland China as the mainland is north of Hong Kong and Macau).
Those northern mushrooms are ugly.
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1. A book by Phillip Pullmann (Called The Golden Compass in America)
2. A type of Weed.
1. Guy 1: I just read Northern Lights.
Guy 2: You read weed?
2. Guy 1: I just smoked some Northern Lights.
Guy 2: You smoked a book?
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Pretty much the Un-sexiest place in america. Very preppy and almost 80's prep feeling with a touch of a corporate picnic. Generally a place where government contractor family type trans-plants live. A place were people get really excited about a new shopping center, town center or a metro stop being built in their boring planed community because there is nothing else to do or think about. Everybody pretty much works for the government, a government contractor or a big corporation. You will see a bunch of colonial style brick shopping centers and houses built in fields and woods.
Very generic and boring with a touch of country without the politeness and hospitality you would expect in a country ass looking area. actually one of the rudest areas I have ever lived in. Uptight, non out going or friendly, overly aggressive(in traffic) people I have ever come across. Over priced and poorly built ugly houses and townhouses made of red brick with cheap brass accents for all the "sheep" to buy. People are very bland looking. Dudes wearing JC Penny style outfits: khaki shorts with braided belts and a polo shirt or their old college t-shirt and maybe some hard penny loafers or gay ass sandal.(summer weekend outfit only) the weekday work outfits are worse. You will see a lot of people wearing work badges on their belt or around their neck.
Hey dude, I'm getting transferred to Northern Virginia.
Hope they are paying you well!
Maybe you can find a red brick colonel with brass door knobs
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The same as southern rednecks, maybe just a little less raciest. Usually live in small towns, not the city.
Southern rednecks:(visits a small town in the north) Wow! I didn't know there were rednecks in the north! They are just like us! I like them now!
Northern redneck : HELL YEAH!
Everyone: Lets get drunk!!! YAY!
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