sensitive tomato

A sensitive tomato is a very sensitive, easily upset person. The sensitive tomato in the wild may turn bright red when angered and tends to overract. They overflow with the juicy seeds of pathos and regret, lapsing into sullen silence when their ridiculously extravagant plans for revenge fail completely. Shortened versions of "sensitive tomato" include sens, sensmato, and simply tomato. In honor of a famous tomato, Marty, the term tomarto is also used.

I can't believe that sensitive tomato thought the New Zealand police would come after me in America for making fun of him.

Watch what you say, this place is full of sensmatos.

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Black sensitivity

When a black boy is offended by every little thing, including statues. Doesn't actually care until somebody tells him to.

There are over 10,000 nerve endings in a woman's vagina, and it's still not as sensitive as a black boy on the internet. Black sensitivity is real.

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precipice of sensitivity

Tip of the penis.
Aka: Purple Helmet Mushroom Top

"Dude, she flicked my right on the precipice of sensitivity!"

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sensitive gangsta

A gangsta that's hella emotional

I'm a sensitive gangsta I cry when I shoot

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sensitive nipple

Noun
1) similar to a snowflake, but applies specifically to those who are easily triggered by transgender people or other lgbt expressions.

2) refers to overly sensitive people needing a nipple to suck on while they cry about some thing they don't like (esp. on social media)
3) a crybaby

"Nicholas insists my transgender girlfriend Julia is a HE."
"Doesn't surprise me. He's been a sensitive nipple ever since his wife left him for another woman".

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sensitive stacy

a person who is being a puss and/or wimp

a person who desperately holds onto feelings long past

a person who voluntarily relives a heartbreaking experience in order to gain sympathy from others

two guys are talking...
Maurice: so, are you thinking about getting back with your ex-girlfriend? 'cause i haven't seen you trying to talk to any other girls recently... and it's been what, seven months?
Hans: (in defensive tone) why would you even ask that?!
(conversation ends. Hans storms out)
next day...
Maurice receives a text from a mutual friend saying: Way to be a good friend to Hans. Why would you bring her up! He told me everything.
Maurice thinks to himself: What a sensitive stacy Hans is.

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Sensitive mf

Sensitive mf
MF's who are too sensitive
(MF means motherfucker)

Person 1: *Jokingly* I like hitler.
Person 2: *Offended, Being a Sensitive mf* FUCK YOU