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tea bag

To dunk your ball sack like a tea bag into the mouth of another person while they are lying down, prone, asleep or dead

Amar: Hey Kirby, I totally tea bagged that Columbian last night!
Kirby: NAH, DON'T SAY IT!

by kezzanezza June 4, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


tea bag

to dip ur balls in someones face when they are either dead or sleeping.

the bungie dude got mad when i tea bagged him.

by Korean Barber May 31, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tea Bag

nut fuckin someones mouth, dippin your hairy nut sack into someones mouth over and over again. Kinda like dippin a tea bag into a cup of hot water. only this is a nut sack in thier mouth

1. I tea bagged that ho for a half an hour.

2. open your mouth so I can tea bag you.

3. She woke up only to realize she was being tea bagged.

by The Happy Tea Bagger July 16, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tea Bagging

A horribly misguided attempt by the most extreme of the American conservative right to find some basic form of party unity by lashing out against everything that the Obama administration has done since entering the White House.

"The Republican tea-bagging of the White House is a glorified waste of time and effort propagated by the Fox News Network in order to boost their TV ratings."

"Hey Bob, did you go to yesterday's Republican Tea Bagging Protest?"
"No I didn't, Joe, because I have a legitimate understanding of the way the economy works."

See also: "grasping at straws"
See also: "immature hissy-fit"

by 5J4C April 16, 2009

102๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


tea bag

1)An odd act performed by males at all-male sleepovers. It usually entails one of the men to place his scrotum on the face of the first guy to fall asleep. Pictures may be taken, but generally are not released out of respect for both parties involved.

2)The act of dipping one's scrotum into a females mouth repeatedly, usually after, or during oral. Usually performed while female is tonguing the scrotum.

3)A small paper pag containing ground tea leaf extract that when dipped into boiling water produces a (usually) sweet solution that may be consumed, we call it Tea.

1) Jerry fell asleep first, so Mark thought it would be funny to tea-bag him. Jerry never woke up and it produced a rather awkward situation which eventually led to us goign to bed in silence.

2) I was doing the nastiest, snagglepuss, hood rat bitch last night, and she wouldn't let me go anal, so I tea bagged her until she vomited, then went anal while she was leaning over the toilet.

3) My friends like to play with the tea bags before they place them in thier mugs.

by Keifer Jennings November 8, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


tea bagging

when angry rich white people get not so rich angry white people to protest against tax cuts for the not so rich offset by tax increases on the rich.

I'm going to a tea party to collect the $600 tax credit the people tea bagging there are getting and sending it back to the rich.

by cowtipperr April 15, 2009

87๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tea Bag

To dip two habanero into your mouth holding each of them by the stem, before you eat them. A hot sensation will come upon your head. No matter how much you try to fabricate your face, people will see your pain.

I just tea bagged myself man...shit was hotter than Sade.

by MrTallyMon June 14, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž