kip-null

to 'pull' a kip-null

1) either by drinking, smoking alittle(or both) getting comfortable and falling into a coma-like sleep, leaving your self open to teaseing, mild abuse or chastiseation for your inapropriate actions

" ahh jimmi is a right kip-null, lets write on his head while he's out of it"

" that kip-null allways does this even after one drink"

Null nie

U know you did something but you say no cause you act like you don't know

Me an ole girl did it last night null nie

Spiritual Null

Those who are disconnected from the spiritual world completely, no spirits, deities or otherwise has any power over them, nor can they be cursed/hexed/blessed.

Those who surround themselves with a Null are affected in a similar matter.

Jeff: "Wow, David is a Spiritual Null! Sarah can't curse him!"

console.log(null);

Logs 'null'

Me: console.log(null);
Console: null

chup-null

When you try to get the last drop out of a pop can, but it won't come out. You have a "null" face as you look like a "chup", or a shmuck, trying to get the last drop out. Origin "chup-null-gator", someone trying to get the last drop of gatorade, but instead got a chup-null.

I tried to get the last drop out of a pop can, but instead got a chup-null.

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null vector

Someone or something that is boring, uninspiring, lacking, or lame. Comes from the math/physics term null vector, the vector whose components are all equal to 0 (e.g. 0i + 0j + 0k). The null vector is movement in no direction--a lack of movement--hence its use to describe things that are not moving or inspiring. Can describe people, events, works of art, courses, etc.

"He's so lame. He's such a null vector."

"Good thing you cut school. The assembly was a null vector."

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Null Object

Null Object is an electronic music producer from Sydney Australia who is sighted as making music like no one else on earth.

It is believed through ceremonial aboriginal rituals he performs, the spirits of the Sky Heroes initiate all creative input, where he becomes a medium to the Dreaming.

No clear genre can be associated to his works and often listeners are left disturbed and bewildered, becoming socially inverted and disconnected.

In 1998 after a live performance in 61 Regent St Sydney it is claimed the audience were rendered completely silent for 4 hours after an invocation of the Yolngu Law Dog spirit.

People have reported poltergeist activity whilst listening to recordings and it has been recommended to not listen with headphones.

Examples of his work can be found on many mediums but mostly vinyl and examples exist on YouTube, Discogs and Sound Cloud.

Smart Person: "Whacha listening to on ya Ipod?"
Dumb Person: "Null Object's I saw Machines But I Heard Monsters."
Smart Person: I gotta go mate - I don't need that shit in my life."
Dumb Person: "What Shit?"
Smart Person: "You'll see."

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