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A woman servant who takes care of children after the weaning and till the end of adolescence.
"My nurse maid Marina took care of me and my brothers till we accomplish eighteen years old".
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Not originated by the Animaniacs, this was a running gag in vaudeville... a catcall to call attention to a fine looking individual passing by.
*scantily clad curvaceous person sashays into line of sight*
"Hello Nurse!"
or more appropriately
"Helllloooooo, Nurse!"
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A euphemism for comfort sex.
Can you come over now, Nurse Kitty?
A nurse whose sole intent in life is to bag herself a rich doctor.
"A handsome med student like you better watch out for the shark nurses!"
to take a long time to drink one beer
John: hey dude are you working toward your nursing major?
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night
(Max was nursing a beer)
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a girl that will let anything happen at anytime ,no shame and totally ok with it .
when he met her she was a real nurse nancy ,after marrage she has become raggedy ann,fat ,full of stuffing and only the kids love her!
Condition: Nursing Student
Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
Thought bubble: If I ever become a real nurse will it be as painful as being a nursing student? (Glance at RN's sitting on ass while stuffing face.) Nah, this can't last forever.
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