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Nutmeging

The act of having sex on a table & the table legs give way, resulting in the broken table.

-Nutmeging: the act of breaking a table during sex on the table

Example: Me & the wife absolutely nutmeged our table last night. Now we need a trip to ikea to replace it.

Example: was nutmeging on the family dining table last night & now I need to explain why it’s broken.

by Doctor Of Alcohol March 07, 2024


Nutmeg Footloaf

"When Cody cums on Greg's swollen walking ligament"

You know how you have to piss on someone when they get a jellyfish sting. Well, Nutmeg Footloaf works wonders for Meg after she sprains her foot.

by KoreanBoi626 November 04, 2021


Nutmeg

Someone who is quite stupid and weird, they are also very silly and a bullshit artist.

They think they are top shit.

Mannn your such a nutmeg

Your not big you nutmeg

by Biggest Nutmeg you’ll meet September 09, 2018


nutmeg

when a guy nuts in a girl named meghan.

Dude, I nutted in meghan. That’s a nutmeg.

by October 11, 2021


Nutmeg

Basketball pass that goes in between another player’s legs. It’s become such a meme

Yo did you just nutmeg me, dawg?

by WizardsFan39 March 03, 2020