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To tell someone the harsh truth knowing its gonna hurt.
I know you dont wanna tell her but sometimes you gotta rip off the bandaid...
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1.) An eskimo wearing pnk pants living in the Saharra Desert.
2.) My fa-der....... yes.
My mom got knocked up by Jack the Rip-off, go figure.
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Like the General who lied about Vietnam, anyone who cheats their friends, lies about their work, and otherwise is a total shithead, drunk and druggie.
I got a Westmoreland Rip-off when I hired a neighbor to do a rod restoration.
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The sexual act of inserting a Turkey leg into one's anus before masterbating.
May or may not include gobbling noises, based on cultural differences.
He's busy today, I think busy with the old turkish rip off.
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A process used by unscrupulous 7-Eleven customers. Involves finding a cheap item in 7-11 like a pack of gum,corn nuts,sweet tarts,cigarettes and the like. Then by placing it at the bottom of a Slurpee cup when nobody is looking,the Slurpee cup is filled up to the top,obscuring the contents of it with slush. Don't try it with a transparent cup though,and don't try to steal the latest issue of Maxim either.
I got the shit beat out of me by some Arabic 7-11 clerk the other day when I tried to put a Slim Jim in my slurpee cup.
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A Mindless Self Indulgence Promo CD. Limited numbers and amazing tracks made this CD sell out really fast. Original songs include My World, Preteen Violence, Frying Pan, Lush, and Born to Be Beheaded, in that order. The other five songs are various remixes of What Do They Know, off of You'll Rebel To Anything. They produced this promo because they didn't have enough time to make a full album in 2006. Definitely worth buying. I mean, it's not like anything they produce isn't worth buying, but...anyway... Great album art too.
"Screwed or fucked
(la la la la),
Rain or shine
(la la la la),
In that ass
(la la la la),
All the time
(la la la la)"
From Born to Be Beheaded, Off Another Mindless Rip Off
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a state of intoxication usually from using marijuana. To be extremely high.
Dick Cheney: So what'd you do on Saturday?
George Bush: I smoked some amazing bud and got ripped off my ass when I was supposed to be helping Jenna with her homework.
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