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when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.
Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!
When ones father and son are both getting more action then there wife/Girl friend.
Did u hear about what happened to Henry and his son?
No what.
They both got caught cheating.
Aww i didnt think his son would be a Chip off the cock.
a phrase said when something/someone is really stellar
nico: "dude take a bite of this creampuff"
ruby: "ohh my god man this is totes rockin' my cock off rn this is so good"
When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex
"Omg you are so cringe!"
"Fuck off my cock"