official tissue

anything that is hot, the best, kick ass, dope, fresh, the shit, or poppin'.

"Kanye's new CD is supposed to be official tissue."

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official lesbians

The kind of lesbians that you see in the porn movies.
The good looking ones, that look like women.
Not the ones that look like men.

Look, good looking girls walking hand in hand – they got to be official lesbians.

Official Wokesperson

The face of an institution, corporation, etc , whose job it is to stand before the press and convey an image of irreproachable political correctness.

"Here at Enlightenment Worldwide, LLC, there is not one single straight, white, male on our staff", said the Official Wokesperson, who indeed seemed oddly indeterminate as to gender and ethnicity. "Further, I apologize for my English, as it is not my first language but my seventh."

Officially Gay

you are officially gay when you suck a mans pp and the president sees it

2 gays: *kissing*
the president: you 2 are now Officially Gay! Congratulations!

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facebook official

As almost all teens are addicted to facebook these days, a relationship is only legit if it is facebook official: when you update your status on facebook to "in a relationship"; its a huge-o slap in the face when you're supposedly dating someone but they don't make it known via facebook

Girl to her boyfriend: "we aren't facebook official! Do you wanna break up or something? Are you ashamed of me?!" Boyfriend: "god jenny you're so hormonal!" (for further usage, visit your local high school)

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Facebook Official

This term is used when a relationship is official, and you know so becuase the couple changes their status from either "single" or "it's complicated" to "in a relationship" on Facebook.

Guy 1: "Dude, I met this fly girl last night and we had a really good time, so I looked her up on Facebook..."
Guy 2: "And...."
Guy 1: "She's Facebook official with some douche bag."
Guy 2: "Ouch bro.

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hipstercore-official

teenage blogger Anastasia Ataria (aka Steven Henry) on social networking platform Tumblr. Recently got "tumblr famous" as usual, for no apparent reason.

Allan : "did you check out that blog I forwarded you to?"
Amy : "what is it called again?"
Allan : "hipstercore-official"

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