oh dear god HELP...

What a person(s) say when they are close to their demise by offending some greater being such as Chuck Norris.

terrorist one: All right get me the bomb!
terrorist two: here it is haji...wait what is that?
haji(terrorist one): no worry just some hillbilly in a ha...
(terrorist one is suddenly ripped in half)
terrorist two: who are you?
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris
terrorist two:oh dear god HELP...

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Oh my God! A scrumble!

An exclamation you say when you see a scrumble.

I really do enjoy walki- Oh my God! A scrumble!

Oh my god Gravel

The thing you say when you're mining for diamonds, almost trip in a pool of lava, only to mine up and make an undetermined amount of gravel fall on your fragile head.

Person 1: have you got any diamonds?
Person 2: no, but i think i'm close...
*person 2 mines up*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person 1: are you ok?
Person 2: OH MY GOD GRAVEL!

oh my god gravity

what issic newton said when an apple fell on his head

*apple falls* issic:"Oh my god gravity".

Oh God

A general statement of dissatisfaction with your situation.

Daniel: “Oh God.”

Doci: “Your God cannot help you now, Daniel Jackson.”

Daniel: “It was more just an expression of general dissatisfaction.”

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Oh God

A common expression uttered when one is about to climax or reach orgasm.

"Oh, that feels sooo good. Don't stop, yes, yes, OH GOD!"

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oh god

Somthing screamed during sex

the bad thing about being an athiest, is that you have no one to talk to during sex.
"OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!!. DONT COME DONT COME DONT COME!"
"I'm done"

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