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A hot-oiled hand job technique in which an overhand rotational cranking motion is used much like starting early automobiles. Generally accompanied by guttural engine like moans throughout the process culminated by a gentle idling hum of relief and dick rugburn.
-Scene: After a long night at the bar-
"Hey Jon, why are you limping this morning?"
"I got a Hot Old Fashioned last night and this engine didn't want to turn over. It's like Indian Rope Burn all over my shaft."
When you mix a guinness and vodka preferably Belvedere to 3:1 ratio.
Pass my an Old Fashion Victor, more vodka the better
When a girl gives you a hand job, while simultaneously turning away to puke, and continues to fondle your weiner aggressively.
"Brianna gave me an unfortunate old fashion in the back seat of a car ride home. Bitch left me blue balled and half of the car covered in chunks lol!"
a version of the original "Old Fashioned". Made like the original except with Honey infused whiskey and a splash of ginger ale. The cherry gets muddled along with the sugar.
"hey bar keep, I'd like an old fashioned bee"
The Old Fashioned Fuck, also known as the "O.F.F.", is a simple missionary position fuck between a man and a women, just like they used to do in the olden times. Also, is known to be the nicest way one can fuck a girl, and the most gentleman-like.
Todd: Hey Barry, I can't believe you fucked my wife last night, what kind of a friend are you?
Barry: Nah it's okay, I gave her the old fashioned fuck.
Todd: Oh LAWL, I thought we were going to have a problem.
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The sexual act of spreading your load on your partner's asshole like shaving cream, then tying a razor to your dick and shaving your partner's asshole with your dick razor, and clean out the mess with your mouth.
Jake: Hey bitch, how did you like that old fashioned rimjob?
Maria: I think you need to try again, my ass is itching like crazy.
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A clay like poo, that needs to be broken in half by a hanger to be flush. An old fashion poo is a sign of rejoice by people with irregular bowel movements.
Hey Brenda, I just took a old fashion poo!!
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