the theory that states that all older sisters are hot no matter what
if some girl is ugly and then has a younger brother born
she will miraculously become hot
the older the younger sibling, and the better you know them, the more satisfactory it is to gawk at their sister
especially if the younger sibling is male
if there is a not hot older sister:
1-they have a penis
2-they have a disorder
3-they are bangable at the very least
4-they do not really have younger siblings
5-you are living a lie
guy1-i bet your sister is hot
guy2-how would you know?
guy3-older sister theory, duh.
guy1-id love to watch her in a porno
guy3-rule 34 man
guy2-i assure you there is no porn of my sister
guy1-rule 35
guy2-blasts
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someone or something that is really old.
gramps is still alive? Damn he's older than methuselah
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OBS is when your guy-friend is wayyy too much like an older brother...overprotective, and hates anyone who touches you..or talks to you..or looks at you the wrong way. Sometimes as annoying as a sib, but you love them anyway:)
Guy: Hey gurl, wanna go out this weekend?
Girl: SURE!
Girls Best Guy-friend: Who is he? What does he want? Why is he talking to you?
Girl: Dude, chill it with the OBS (older brother syndrome)
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Generally perpetuated by older siblings, this effect takes place when something is so hyped up or raved about by someone, that you grow to despise it.
I was going to watch Stranger Things, but John totally gave it the older sibling effect for me
A tax which the present oldest male sibling gets complete rule over all other siblings
I use the power of older brother tax
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hey, how old are you i'm 60 ha that is older than dirt
If anyone is over 60 years old, they are older than dirt
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Bald-digging
Fancy going bald-digging later?
My friend's dating an older man; she's such a bald digger
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