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OMG for atheists; Oh My Evolution.
OME, That is some good bacon!
OME, Have you seen Carla lately?
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A word used when someone kills the joke, or makes a bad joke.
Person A: Knock Knock
Person B: Who's there?
Person A: Doctor
Person B: Doctor Who?
Person A: Hahaha, do you get it?
Person B: Om
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A daddy slayer with a 11” dick. He can and will steal your bitch so keep him away from your sisters. He always has a different girl under his arm every week and probably has a STD.
Nour: omg That guy is so hot he’s such an Om
Pooja: he is so good in bed he is totally an Om
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OMS: Old Man Strength
The supernatural ability of old men to complete impossible tasks and make young "whippersnappers" and "damn teenagers" look like pathetic wusses.
OMS grows in direct proportion to how
much he just-doesn't-care-anymore. The less an Old Man has to lose,
the further he can throw you. Subsequently, the older the better.
Remember when Robin Ventura (age 25) charged the mound on Nolan Ryan (age 46)? The next thing you know, Ryan has Ventura in a headlock, beating his face in. Yeah. OMS. Need I say more?
Other Notables include: anyone who served in World War 2, Jack Palance, Clint Eastwood, Grandpa Gustafson
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Oms means on ma soul , ma black ass thought it meant on ma son 😭
“Guh we gotta show up n show out” “Oms we finna be lookin too good asl fiytb!!”