Beaned

When something happens to a person you know that is slightly misfortunate.

If your roommate comes home to a dead fish in their fish bowl, he/she got "beaned" or "beaned on"

You would say, "oh shit! You just got BEANED ON!"

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BEANED

The statistically more realistic version of BLACKED. Instead of referring to people of African descent, it refers to Hispanics, specifically Mexicans.

This phrase derives from beaner.

FOX News Reporter, Tucker Carlson: America, I bet you can't guess who's really coming to dinner with your daughter or son this evening. According to Pew Research Center intermarriage statistics, the most common intermarried coupling, by a whopping 42%, are between a Hispanic and a non-Hispanic white. Unlike other intermarried couples, it barely varies by gender as 52% of white and Hispanic couples are of a Hispanic female and a non-Hispanic white male while 48% are of a Hispanic male and a non-Hispanic white female.

-Looks at camera with Tucker Carlson face-

America, it looks like some of our kids are getting BEANED.

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Beans

Dollars/money

Angel:You got 2beans

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Beans

B e a n s

Beans

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beans

This special word can be used as a verb, adjective, and noun! Beans is the name you'd call your tortoise shell cat who's slightly overweight. Most likely to befriend cats called chandlerdude. Beans is also a word you can yell to relieve stress or anger. It is a comforting word and can be used in almost any sentence. If you want to be spontaneous, feel free to randomly blurt this word. Beans can be used in many different ways and is very useful and helpful in all situations. If you use it enough, it will most likely become your favorite word.

Noun - Pet owner: "The cat is on the furniture, beans! Get down!"
Adjective - Person: "I think I failed my history exam, aw beans!"
Verb - Person: "I'm going to get a workout at the gym!"
Other person: "What kind of workout?"
Person: "Beans"
Other examples: "I'm so stressed... Beans"

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the bean

the haircut that makes your head look like a bean

look at Kevin he's got the bean

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Bean-on

The female equivalent of a hard-on. References the beanesque shape of the swollen clitoris.

"Geez honey, you're staring at that George Clooney photo for a bit too long. What, does he give you a bean-on?"

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