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this flappy thing that i pull out during school and give a wack
quote kailan- my penis's 13cm erection is 90% foreskin
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1.) Skin that covers the head of the penis. Keeps it sensitive and ready for action.
2.) An object that inspires much debate. Uneducated trailer trash tend to hate it and are very vocal about their ignorance. Educated people tend to accept it as a part of the human body.
3.) Removed in an aesthetic procedure called circumcision which is a violation of basic human rights but accepted in the United States of America and is commonplace with the jews. Apparently god made a mistake and doesn't have the balls to admit it so he makes his followers chop it off to appease his bloodthirsty fetishes.
1.)My foreskin keeps my well oiled piston from turning into an insensitive fuck-stick.
2.) My son's penis looks better then your son's penis and he'll get laid by all the sluts!
3.) Ah ha ha, your foreskin got circumsized.
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The piece of skin that covers the head of the penis and is responsible for cultivating smegma. Also when pulled over the penis head it looks like a baby bird.
Hey doctor, my foreskin looks like corn flakes.
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An uncircumcized penis. IT is the skin over the head, called foreskin because it is extra skin i guess.
Charlie whipped out his penis in which revealed a foreskin and Al Wall said gross while marcus and alex were standing there.
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The revolting looking flap of skin that covers the head
of the male penis at birth.
All normal men should have this vulgar bit of skin removed.
If you were born with a big flap of skin over your head above of your neck, would you get it removed??? My point exactly...
(I thank my parents for getting me circumsized)
Girl: Oh yuk, you still have your foreskin.
Im not gonna have sex with you, grose!!!
Guy: Damn my parents for not getting that removed
when I was born. NOOO!!!
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The foreskin prepuce is a retractable fold of skin that covers the bell end (glans) and PROTECTS it when the penis is not erect. Almost all mammals have foreskins.
Often viewed as ugly or unhygienic by circumcised men who somehow think a dry pink helmet is more attractive than a sheathed member, or uneducated american women who clearly have never heard of a daily hygiene regime ie washing.
Also attacked by religious peoples who overlook the fact that a) man was created in Gods image, which if taken to mean the physical form would strongly indicate God has a foreskin.... Is He unhygienic too?
b) If 'intelligent design' is an answer to darwinism is that a suggestion that God or other creator is a crap inventor when it comes to sexual organ engineering?
"wow how fortunate; my nice clean bell end is covered with a foreskin which not only protects it but is also thought to increase sexual pleasure for both partners by acting as a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall clitoral stimulation; arent I a lucky duck?"
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The act of ripping ones foreskin off (whether accidental or purposely) during sexual intercourse.
Holy crap, Edgar, I ripped your foreskin off! I didn't know I was foreskinning you!
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