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1. What you say to refer to your opponent when it is 27 days until a national election and you are down an average of 6 points in the national polls.
2. The worst way to refer to your opponent if you do not want to be seen as bitter and disrespectful.
3. The best thing to say during a second presidential debate to guarantee loss by electoral landslide.
John McCain: You know who voted for it? You might never know.
{points to Barack Obama}
That one!
America: FAIL!
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The one and only person who you're meant for.
You're the one isn't it obvious?
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The girl and or boy you feel like is the one you are goin to marry
I think Melissa is the one i feel like we could be together for life
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Slang term from being on your own.
Looks like im on my ones then...
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A positive phrase in the civillian sector, but in the military it is used negatively. You do something stupid, then you're "that guy" that gets everyone fucked up because of your actions. This type of marine is also referred to as a shitbag, buddy fucker, garbage, etc.
Drill instructor: "Don't be the one that gets caught stealing peanut butter packets from the chow hall! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
(1 day later) Drill Instructor: "GOOD! Recruit dumbass decided to steal peanut butter from the chow hall and eat it on firewatch! Fuck the Drill Instructor right? GET THE FUCK ON THE QUARTERDECK RIGHT NOW!"
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1.) The person you are meant to be with. Your soulmate.
2.) Neo's true person in The Matrix.
3.) Your perfect choice when doing something, store, car dealership, police lineup, etc..
4.) A very good movie starring Jet Li and Jason Statham traveling to paralell universes.
1.) Dude, I know it, she is the one.
2.) Morpheus: He IS the one.
3.) Policeman: Is that the man who robbed you, ma'am? Woman: Yes, he's the one who did it.
4.) Am I the ONLY person on the planet that thought The One was a good movie. I bet you couldn't have done any better..... Jackass.
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