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When two woman share the same toilet at the same time in a face to face semi-squat in a crowded club bathroom. With hands on opposing shoulders, an intense glare occurs in a battle for a speedy piss in an other wise crowded women's toilet..
Laura said the bathroom was busy but luckly she was able to pink sumo another woman to save time.
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A person who is weaponized thicc-ness
The sumo wrestler killed that guy with his thicc-ness
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The sex move Sumo Sunrise is when a women gets down on all fours and has 2 guys ram into her mouth and ass at the same time while yelling "Azukari!”
Friend 1: Yo me and the homie Will just did Sumo Sunrise on my hoe ass girlfriend
Friend 2: Ouch is she ok?
Friend 1: Yeah she fine but just wait till' we do the Monacco Melter on her
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when two obese people attempt to fornicate, but are too fat to do so.
"dude, i saw my step mom and dad sumo wrestling last night. it was nasty!'
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An Obese Woman whose stomach is so big, that it sticks out further than her breasts giving the illusion of a Sumo Wrestler.
Don't get me wrong, I love big girls. But she got Da Sumo and it feels like I'm with a dude!
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Two people over two hundred fifty pounds attempting to have sex.
Jim: Did you hear about the porno tape the people off of the Biggest Loser made?
Bob: Yeah it was total sumo sexing!
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does not protect against Duck Butter
my fingers smell terrible because of the sumo thong
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