C++

Clusterfuck Pro Max™

I'd rather flip bits one by one with my bare hands hands than coding in C++. At least I won't lose my sanity.

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&c.

&c. stands for et cetera which means "and so on", "and so forth". It may also be abbreviated as etc.

I like apples, bananas, pears, &c.

C--

A fancy name for assembly language. It forms a chain:

C-- => C => C++ => C#

Mike: "What's better, C,C++ or C#?"
Steven: "Obviously C--, the lower the level of the language the better"

C

its a letter you dumb ass.

C is a letter dumb ass.

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>:c

A very mad face used in instant messaging. Sometimes used in a sarcastic way.

Some guy: That's because you suck.
Some other guy: STFU >:c

Guy 1: can I haf ur car?
Guy 2: Yes. >:c

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C

The best answer to choose in a multiple choice question if u dont know it!

(Also if the questions asks u to write the answer down, u can always change the C into the letter a, b, or d! That way u can complain to the teacher that he/she marked the test wrong!) LOL ITS PERFECTSSS

Retard: AHH fuck i dunno the answer to this question!

Other retard: When in doubt choose C!

Retard: I SEE!!

Smart Kid: If u study before u dont have to use C!

Retards: Smacks him in the head STFU nerd!

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C++

A language that is spoken all over the world. It is one of the few languages that originated with writing, not talking. It is derived from English, but it uses symbols like ; " # { in the everyday speech. It is very good when you want to be specific.

Bill: int goodcodeideas; std::cin >> goodcodeideas;
Bob: Make some code that makes fractals in C++

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