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Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.
Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye.
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A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.
Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!
The largest cockasourus know to man who only ate baby's feet. It was known to swallow women whole to in pregnant them. It was always horny.
For example a tall man walkin down the street who sees a women drags her Into a ditch and rapes her will be called "willy the one eyes jungle worm"
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Its when you have one eye open when you are sleepin. One eyeeeeeee
one eye open when i am sleepin, one eyeeeeee
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When someone with a lazy eye is not wearing the prescribed glasses and their eye is wonkey.
Dude, one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change. LOL!
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This superstition has multiple parts and meaning depending on the time of year.If your right eye jumps it is a sign that someone you once loved misses you.Normal these person are partners you broke up with but still keep close to.Often times when this happen initiative need to be taken to fix broken bonds.
Jhones you should talk to your ex because I've notive your right eye jumping
Jumping Of Ones Right Eye
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ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....