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June 26 the day to celebrate one fights birthday
Hey it’s one fight day today let’s get some birthday cosmetics on one fight!
The day you appreciate your “Day one” the friends that has been with you since the beginning and never stabbed you in the back
it’s national day one day show some appreciation to the friend that’s been there since the beginning
Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick
Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
Your vagina hates you it's gonna be okay
I had a One day period... some girls thought I was blessed... turned out... I'm dying
It's like a one night stand but no fucking only cuddling. You can cuddle anyone but only for one night in Nov 6th
Heyyyy it's Nov 6th you have to cuddle stand tonight
Oh ok bet what is it
Cuddle one day stand is a night we only cuddle
Someone who’s been with you since the beginning and generally supports you. (Could be from the beginning of a certain period of time or situation.)
My Mom has been with me all my life. She is my A one from day one.
John is my A one from day one. We started this job at the same time.