jingle one out

euphemism for masturbation

"I'll be right back, I've got to go jingle one out"

thumb one out

Slang for a woman masturbating.

Dude, come here and peek through these curtains, you can see Kate thumb one out.

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squeeze one out

"Squeeze one out" can have many euphemistic meanings:
1) Narrowly win in a game
2) Give birth to a baby
3) Poop, as in
4) Masturbate, but this is the least-used of the four

1)"they squeezed out a victory, 1-0"
2)"I'm not going to squeeze one out till I'm, like, 30."
3)"I'm going to the toilet to squeeze one out"
4)I squeezed one out in the shower last night.

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pull one out

Pull (stroke) cum out of your cock. aka masturbate.

I was trying to pull one out while watching that porno.

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Smash one out

To fix or handle a situation

Man that Taco Bell is running through me, I'm gonna go to the restroom and smash one out.

I think I'm going to watch some porn and smash one out!

We're losing by 4 points, let's go out there and smash some out!!!

The teacher wants the class to write a 4 page paper about blow jobs, guess I better get home and smash it out!!

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Beating One Out

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway

PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.

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wubbing one out

masturbating while listening to dubstep

After wubbing one out, I went to the kitchen and made a sandwich.

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