One-Eyed Watchdog

Someone who presents as concerned about an issue (antisemitism, free speech, death threats, political violence, lack of scientific rigor in some study, etc.) but only speaks up when political opponents commit the transgression, while guilty allies are ignored or defended.

Synonym - Hypocrite

Karen was outraged when Kavanaugh was accused but turned into a One-Eyed Watchdog when Biden and Cuomo were accused.

one eyed McDoogan

simply a penis.

john: hey man check out veronica she is smoking hot!

jeff: yea i know i wanna show her my one eyed McDoogan.

one eyed hudini

while fucking a girl in the ass, right before you cum you spit on her back and when she turns around you cum in her eye.

last night your mom pissed me off so i gave her a one eyed hudini

one-eyed giant

The penis; usually a very large one.

Daphne fainted when she saw my one-eyed giant.

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one-eyed viper

Male genatalia (duh)

Baby, why don't you kiss the one-eyed viper?

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one eyed jack

A one-eyed jack is, in a standard deck of cards, the Jack of Spades or the Jack of Hearts, both of which are seen in profile (and thus only one eye is seen).

My pair of one eyed jacks blew away her pair of eights

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One eyed monster

The one eyed monster is a penis, but it’s a way to scare kids away from sex.

Keep away from the one eyed monster!

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