Soap Opera

A television/radio serial drama characterized by sentimentality and melodrama.

Soap Opera
AKA: Daytime Serial Drama

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dope opera

refers to the drama that tends to accompany any individual involved in the world of illicit drugs.

watch out bro. these sktzr chicks seem harmless enough on the surface, but pavoratti aint got shit on the dope opera they be throwin down sometimes!

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horse operas

slang term for westerns on television or at the movies, derived from the term soap operas

"Many attempts to revive horse operas have been tried since the 1970s, but only 'Deadwood' has had great success"

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soap opera

Some signs that you're watching a soap opera:

-You're watching it between the hours of 10 AM and 2 PM.

-It looks like it was shot on a camcorder.

-The acting is extremely melodramatic and over-the-top.

-The quality of the writing makes you realize, "Hey, maybe the second season of Heroes wasn't so bad after all."

-The cast was picked solely for their looks, not because they have any real acting talent (which they usually don't).

-Somebody just came back from the dead in a totally unbelievable manner.

-Everybody is related to one another in some convoluted fashion.

-Everybody is having sex with one another, even if they're related (and don't know it).

-Are years of backstory getting in the way of the show's ever-more-outrageous plotlines? No problem. Just retcon it all away.

Soap operas only exists to give work to the actors, writers and directors who couldn't make it on primetime television, and to give stay-at-home soccer moms something to do during the day.

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soap opera

Any pathetic, fantasy, unreal drama shown on basic cable daytime hour television. Full of unreal situations where everyone has had sex with everyone else, everyone is related to everyone else, and someone is always having someone elses child. So unreal that noone ever goes to the bathroom or food shopping and there is always fresh ice on trays with alcohol in every room.

"Like Sands through the hourglass so are the days of out lives" -Intro to Days of Our Lives

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Pill Opera

Soap no longer is the primary sponsor of daytime
serials aimed at women. It is now medicine.

I suggest that Medicine Opera or Pill Opera replace
"Soap Opera"

I would like to get home in time to watch my Pill Opera

Soap opera

an incredibly boring daytime TV show which women like watching.

Joe: My mom watches soap operas during the day.

Mike: Maybe she's got nothing better to do and maybe she's really bored.

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