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Not Opposite Day

See opposite day.

1. A term used to describe that it is, in fact, opposite day which can only be used on opposite day. The

"not" is usually over-emphasized, and the term usually follows a wink, nudge or other non-verbal que that the speaker means the opposite.
The rational behind this use of the term is that if it is Opposite Day, then the correct way of proclaiming that it's Opposite Day, is by actually proclaiming how it isn't Opposite Day.
This is the most commonly used form of the phrase.

2. A term that is used to genuinely describe how it is not opposite day. This use of the phrase is usually used by those that do not plan on partaking in Opposite Day, and therefor will mention that it's actually "not Opposite Day" when people say it is (or on Opposite Day, isn't). This usually does not work, as the pro-Opposite Day party acts as if the other party is in cahoots with them, not shutting them down.

1. "Guess what today ISN'T. Today is NOT Opposite Day!" *wink* *nudge*

2. "Stop saying that it's opposite day, because it's not Opposite Day." ... "That's not what I meant, I'm not agreeing with you in Opposite language, I'm trying to tell you that it isn't opposite day!" ... "UGH!"

by ItsGordie February 26, 2010

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Opposite Time

this is when you look at the clock and you see the numbers being opposite, for example. 10:01, 21:12, etc. When seeing the "opposite time" you must message your "time buddy" "OPPOSITE TIME" on the opposite time. By doing this you are pleasing the opposite time God's, if you miss the time there is a chance that the time God's might kill you.

IT'S OPPOSITE TIME!

by the egyptian slayer October 27, 2020


opposite suicide

An phrase expressed as a reaction of having something good happen to you. It’s like the opposite of wanting to die.

Bro I just won a million dollars. I want to commit opposite suicide right now.

by pickle penis February 27, 2019


cartoon opposites

more than just merely opposites, it describes extreme, (freakishly tall) and (freakishly small) opposites. just like you would see in a cartoon.

shirley and chet were cartoon opposites.

by cpal March 27, 2009


Opposite Olive

When you say your opinion and that one person has to be different and say the opposite to what you think.

“Ugh it’s so hot today I’m sweating”
“No it’s literally not even hot what”
“Girl you’re such an Opposite Olive”
“Huh?”

by Iceeater582794 May 11, 2022


Opposite jailded

(N) being found not guilty

Not going to jail

(V) breaking out of prison

Out running the cops

If he b like “aye yo I’m bout to bust a cap in you ass no cap on jah, see look da gun right here” he would prob get jailded but if he like “aye yo I’m bout to put sum lead in yo head, jk but like I fukin hate ya and yuh suck balls” he prob would get Opposite jailded

by Bigwangchickenwang January 10, 2020


Opposite Day

Opposite Day (n): Today is opposite day, so you must say no for yes and yes for no. It's also the only day you go back and stay back.

Opposite Day is the day where everything is reversed. But if opposite day is opposite day then shouldn't opposite day be opposite to opposite day? Meaning that everything that is opposite is opposite because opposite is opposite of opposite

2nd Grader: Hey student(teacher in this case), did you know today is opposite day.
Teacher: No, I didn't. But if today is opposite day little Timmy, shouldn't it be opposite?
2nd Grader: Wtf does that say?

by SenshiButaniku April 25, 2019