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person 1: hey look the dumbass is here
person 2: his name must be oscar
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A half-human half-fish creature who likes turning his friends into memes. Unable to resist the danger, Oscar has a habit of picking a fight with 5 men at the same time while holding a bottle of Rum. Likes punching bags, playing boardgames with his New College boys. Extremely shy around girls... sometimes, not always ;)
Oscar Sun: "Hey, calculus exam tomorrow, let's play League tonight" *take a sip of tequila*
"Tequila tastes like crap" *takes another sip of tequila*
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One of the coolest people you will ever meet, obviously filled with swagger.
Wow! I wish that I was cool enough to be one of Oscar's friends.
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Once upon a time, they were the awards to the very best of cinema. But today they love to keep the Oscars away from incredibly talented people like Leonardo DiCaprio, Edward Norton, Christopher Nolan or Naomi Watts and instead giving them to not so talented people like Roberto Begnini, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Hudson (she sings great but her acting ain't that good) and Cuba Gooding Jr.
Oscars injustices:
a) The Hurt Locker winning the Oscar for best movie and (500) Days of Summer being totally ignored.
b) The King's Speech winning over Black Swann.
c) Roberto Beginini in Life is Beautiful winning over Edward Norton in American History X.
d) Reese Witherspoon in Walk the Line winning over Felicity Huffman in Transamerica.
e) Ignoring Andew Garfield for his acting in The Social Network.
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Admirable, handsome and smart. His looks may give you butterflies yet he doesn’t take pics often. He knows he’s that guy n many females wanna be with him. But if he meets that one loyal girl that he vibes with and is beautiful it’s over for the world. Typically, you’d never find Oscar being unfaithful so you better know his worth. He knows how to clean, cook, n rap no wonder he’s named Oscar.
Oscar:
Girl: you’re loved and I’m lucky asf amor
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Sweetest guy you'll probably ever meet!
I've dated an Oscar and miss him dearly, he's always out there making others laugh and smile.
Oscar will remind you that he loves you all the time, and makes you feel like a princess, anywhere you go :))
This guy most likely has the best music taste too, along with the best sense of humour, I miss him dearly but I made the mistake of leaving him.
He's very handsome and he may need some reassurance while he calls himself ugly, but he's not. He's a really cool guy, most likely worth dating :))
Oscar is very chad, he's a guy that'll be hard to forget.
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He's the sexy Hispanic with fidelity issues, he's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him, he's a passionate lover, he'll break your heart at least once, he's philosophical, romantic, and poetic, he'll never be the most faithful partner, but he'll always be the most reliable friend.
Girl 1: Don't look now, that manwhore Oscar is right behind us.
Girl 2: Don't call him that. He's nice. I heard he's a fucking awesome lover.
Girl 1: Yeah, I should know...
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