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A person who is both a dick & a douche.
My ex was such a dick-ouche!
Synonymous with "Epic Fail", except there is no second chance. By committing this "Fatal Ouch" you officially suck, and have no second chance to redeem yourself. You're stuck sucking at life forever.
She just posed nude on the cover of playboy... and she's 450 pounds. Fatal Ouch- good luck living that one down.
a phrase denoting pain or discontent
After a night of drunken debauchery...
you: 'man my shit is hurtin after last night. how you doing?'
me: 'sir ouch'
During a game of beirut, when you blow your rebuttal and have to leave the table...
your partner: 'sir fucking ouch'
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A term defining the feeling when you fart so hard that is hurts a bit deep inside your rectum. A feeling as if the fart scratched an itch that didn't need such hard scratching, and there may not have been an itch that needed scratching in the first place. An ouch-fart is similar to an itch-fart but much more intense. After the pain of the ouch-fart subsides, one usually feels a zen-like trance of beauty and acceptance come over them and then they may feel like having sex, drinking alcohol or getting hammered on some kind of heavy drugs, as their lowest of the low chakra has been stimulated through such an intense fart.
Guy: 'Pffffrrrrrtttt!!!! Youchie!!!'
Girl: 'Ooooh, gross, don't do that in bed, babe!'
Guy: 'Ooooff, that one hurt, frickin' ouch-fart, bebe, kind of tickled me deep inside or something. Kinda smarts a little!!!'
Girl: 'You're weird, dude, come and fuck me or something, just no more farting in bed'
Guy: 'Ok, fine, spread that greasy hole wide and I'll ram it home'
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a jumbled up version of the phrase "fucking ouch". usually said when obtaining injuries of moderate pain.
ouching fuck, i stubbed my bad toe again!
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Instituted in the Department of Earth and Atmospheric Sciences at the State University of New York at Albany, this term is really a "penalty" given to a student when her/his homework assignment is not turned in. Each zer-ouch contributes a negative 3.0 (-3.0) score to her/his course's homework-based GPA.
(Disclaimer: It is necessary that the course homework contribute majorly to the class GPA, or the Zer-ouch loses its impact.)
"One zer-ouch won't hurt you. It's when you start collecting them that it becomes a problem."
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