owned

v. 1. Past tense of the word own.
2. To have been beaten with exceptional casualties to your ego.
3. To literally have been the property of something else.

1. Veteran: FUCK!!!! *slams forehead into palms*........{pitiful silence}
Beginner: Owned....-_-
2. I owned that nigger for thiry-eight years before he died.

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owns

when someone or something is "the bomb", "the shit", "sweet", etc...said in a positive way for something you like or think is the best

That shirt your wearing owns!

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owned

word most often used by 12 year old boys playing Counter strike after school. These kids have no lives and will never see a girls boobies in his life. In a sense, they are the ones being owned.

I was owned by Slayer69 last night in aztec. Of course he had hax so i wasnt worried about my rank in {ChuN00b}clan. Wanna get on IRC?

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Owned

1) To defeat in a spectacular way or fashion
2) To be of extremely high quality

1) You just got owned!
2) That movie owned!

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OWNED!

When someone inacts n00bish behaviour, incurring them to be bettered by something else...Therefore positioning them in an owned state (aka state of ownage)

little girl A hits big boy A in face with bat, big boy A cries, big boy A's friends heckle "OWNED" at him

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own

1) To possess an asset.
Slang: (owned) 1) One that has been worked, eliminated by someone more skilled.

Pete was owned in a paintball game by Bert due to greatly inferior ability.

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owned

From hacking: to "own" a server is to illicitly gain access to it to such an extent that one can do everything (root exploit, admin privs).

Thanks to the SSH replay exploit, our servers got owned pretty bad last night.

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