beaver paddle

a mullet, usually southern.

-"did you know kenny just got his hair cut yesterday?"
-"really? what's it look like?
-"it's a beaver paddle"
-"ugh."

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Paddle Wheel

When three or more male participants engage in the sexual act of the "Dutch Rudder" whilst in a circular formation.

They were supposed to be in a meeting, but when I peered into the window it was just one big paddle wheel.

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doggy paddling

the act of slapping a persons butt cheeks with your balls while fucking them from behind(doggystyle)

Once I started getting into my rhythm I was doggy paddling her good

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Paddle Worthy

Mean's that a guy, i.e. a caucasian male who looks so hott, that he is worthy of a spanking with a big rubber paddle.

Halle Berry's boyfriend.... Paddle Worthy!

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Paddle Boat

When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)

"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."

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Douche Paddle

Someone who is bigger then a douche bag, yet smaller then a douche canoe. Thus meaning the Douche Paddle For the Douche Canoe.

Person 1 - 'Alright, you get half a quarter of my burger.'

Person 2 - 'Dude I haven't eaten since yesterday!'

Person 1 - 'Too bad, fag.

Person 2 - 'Dude you are such a Douche Paddle.

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cactus paddles

The prickly lips of a pussy, which is in need of a shave.

Dang Amy's got some ripe cactus paddles.