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A Facebook Pandemic, is an epidemic of infectious postings that are spreading through the facebook populations across a large region; for instance a continent, or even worldwide.
1) Bob: D*mn, someone started another Facebook Pandemic with the posting of Bra colors.
2) Ted: Did you see the latest Facebook Pandemic?
Mike: No, what is it this time?
Ted: Everyone is posting the Urban Dictionary
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Compact manner of referring to the coupling of two national crises, the Coronavirus Pandemic and the Opioid Pandemic.
I hesitantly ventured on foot into the downtown area of the rural Northern California town and witnessed the tragic impact of the Copioid Pandemic.
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When a female has been quarantined for too long with no action and her walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: Ugh I couldn’t even get my tampon in
B: Gurl you got that pandemic pussy!
A: Day 6969 with no action, I’ve officially got pandemic pussy
B: Fr my pussy went back to the factory settings
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A newly discovered widespread disease with over 1000 confirmed cases. All victims share the same symptoms first starting with partial blindness and then an urge to burrow needlessly. Eventually the victim will lose its mind and burrow underground until they starve themselves.
Do you think Obamacare covers the Emola Pandemic?
A little kid that plays games online thinking he's good but he's worse than a 6 year old at CoD.
Dude that kid is such a Pandem Onion
A joint in which the weed has been mixed with semen and then smoked.
That pothead chick I’ve been seeing may not be a 10 or anything but she loves it when I roll her a pandemic special
Pandemic Pretty: a person on Zoom or other live meetings who doesn’t attempt to do any personal grooming, yet still is acceptable officially in a social gathering
“Sure his hair is four inches longer and unkept and he’s wearing a filthy terry cloth robe, but he’s Pandemic Pretty”