pardon my swag

An arrogant statement used ironically.

-Your coat looks good, Jimmy.
-Pardon my swag.

Pardon my Emo

A take off of Pardon my French, used when one is not normally emotional, but says something to the effect of Emo.

A: She's really something...
B: Come on, you just wanna tap that shit!
A: No...I just wanna hold her and love her...pardon my emo.

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If you'll pardon the pun

Something to say after you've said literally anything, unless what you've just said actually contained a pun.

Made popular by the wonderful Moses Beacon, from the excellent comedy 'Come Fly With Me'.

Moses: My name is Moses Beacon, if you'll pardon the pun!

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Pardon Me, Sir

(1)acronym for a woman who is acting very emotional or angry as a reslut of extremely bad PMS
(2)excusing yourself for interupting a male or malish female

shaniqua, pardon me, sir, but DARN TOOTIN YOU NEED MEDICATION!

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pardon my zinger

what you say when you poke a girl in the eye with your dick

Dude, i totally put it in her eye. She looked at me funny, so I said "Pardon my zinger"

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pardon my drip

Excuse me, my drip is too much for you to handle.

Ready my hip, pardon my drip, reach in my pocket I pull out your bitch.

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Pardon my American

Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."

This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.