The secret to eternal life.
"Man, trying to finish this quiz is like trying to get parmesan."
A type of cheese commonly ingested by rats such as Abdul Hatcheese.
Bruh Look at Abdul eating that parmesan
When you eyaculate in your hand and use the semen to eyaculate yourself or someone else.
Hey ivan just gave parmesan casket his neighbor for $1.
When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese
I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis
The act of spreading cocaine about the outer extremities of one's anús while another individual proceeds to snort it. Derived from the term tossing salad due to the locality of the action and the parmesan like consistency of the aforementioned narcotic. Can be shortened to "tossin' parm."
Guy 1: It's so snowy in here but I'm so bored of snorting it off of the table.
Guy 2: I know! Let's try Tossing Parmesan!
Guy 1: Sounds good to me! *proceeds to lower pantaloons*
That one annoying white or silver car that is driving like it’s their first day on the interstate during rush hour.
Omg you stupid Parmesan pellet get out of my damn way already!
Someone who processes with the raunchest of acts went ot come to sexual before crossing the line, sniffing feces encrusted undies, drinking urine, and furries
Holy camoly those furries are absolutely committing acts of dirty parmesan, need a stomach pump APAS mans been guzzling to much pee