pasty

one that is ugly, super white, needs help, puts teabags on eyes, and has no friends

That kid was so pasty he got denied to prom

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Pasty

Pasty (noun) and Pasty (verb)

A Caucasian person...for you slow people, a white person.

Can also be applied to someone that lacks a sufficient tan.

Fucking racist ass pasty motherfucker.

"You pasty bastard; look at you Chuck. You look sick man. You look like you just walked up from ground zero."

Chappelle's Show (Reparations Episode)
Verb usage:

Damn you look pasty as hell.

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pasty

The smell of sweaty arse and vagina when doing a girl doggie style.

(The smell of bad pastie)

Last night I pulled this girl, nice face and nice body but fuck me I got a right pasty.

Open the window I can smell a pasty in here.

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Pasty

Another name for the womans vagina

'oh my god!! Dave have you seen how nasty, Flora's pasty is??'

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Pasty

Someone acting white, stupid and not like they should; usually are called Squidward

Squidward was so pasty today he forgot how to count.

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pasty

get me a biscuit! Someone who likes to travel - probably some one who gets a first at uni!

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pasty

A Crimson God.

Wow, he sure is a pasty.

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