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Paste

Paste is a nuanced term that can be used as adjective or adverb. Its value is determined by context and tone.

"Yo bro that party last night was paste! Jessica fell out of a window after you left."
"Your girlfriend cheated on you? That's paste"

by BH_2049 January 3, 2021

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Paste

Something or someone that is completely useless. One cannot fully understand paste until doing acid.

Rob dropped 3 hits of acid and was instantly paste.

by Shawn Maglicic December 24, 2005

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paste

Semen.

How much paste does a horse make?

by pentozali January 30, 2011

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paste

Paste, (v). to shoot viscous white fluid onto someone, i.e. come or semen. Used as a common San Jose CA slang in the 80s. Most popular on the south side on Union and Cambriana near two rival high schools, Pine Hill (where the special needs kids went) and Valley Christian (where the rich yuppies' kids went).

(v). to beat up, or pretend to be beaten up, by or from a fellow student at the bus stop near the rival schools, or any school really.

(v). To pretend to have super powers that allow you to shoot the paste from your fingers, not your penis, followed by slushing noises. Usually if you do this you will be considered a moron or deranged.

Horse: Wow, that Jake really pasted Sally all over her face, or so I heard.

Mint: Yeah? I thought it was that other chick and she swallowed that lode.

Horse: Oh yeah, but later on we gonna paste Jory's ass at the bus stop.

Mint: The other kinds paste?
Horse:Yeah, shoot, I'm not queer. I mean I is going to smack that grin off him.

by rickitytickyturdball June 19, 2011

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past

Ground Control, can you confirm sense of his dark secret?
Its trying to show itself to me, secret holder's back pain correlated with said grey matter.
Must get to the bottom of this. Hearing whispers "help me", very timid, very hurt.

Ground Control, piece with past is being held hostage by self proclaimed Cult of Past! Send troops.

by Krkiฤ June 24, 2019

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paste

Paste, (v). to shoot viscous white fluid onto someone, i.e. come or semen. Used as a common San Jose CA slang in the 80s. Most popular on the south side on Union and Cambriana near two rival high schools, Pine Hill (where the special needs kids went) and Valley Christian (where the rich yuppies' kids went).

(v). to beat up, or pretend to be beaten up, by or from a fellow student at the bus stop near the rival schools, or any school really.

(v). To pretend to have super powers that allow you to shoot the paste from your fingers, not your penis, followed by slushing noises. Usually if you do this you will be considered a moron or deranged.

Horse: Wow, that Jake really pasted Sally all over her face, or so I heard.

Mint: Yeah? I thought it was that other chick and she swallowed that lode.

Horse: Oh yeah, but later on we gonna paste Jory's ass at the bus stop.

Mint: The other kinds paste?
Horse:Yeah, shoot, I'm not queer. I mean I is going to smack that grin off him.

by rickitytickyturdball June 19, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


pasteing

The female has a mouthful of toothpaste and sucks dick giving you that fresh dick

my girl gave me a good pasteing last night

by Staple July 25, 2017

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