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A "recreational" stoner who was able to acquire a medical marijuana recommendation by using the excuse of having some BS medical condition. The medical marijuana industry is made up of approximately 99% of these recreational users. They have also become the main connect for those who cannot acquire a medical marijuana recommendation.
Me: Yo, Javi. Bust out the bowlios.
Javi: If you are down to buy, I'm down to fly!
Me: For sure. Who's got bud?
Javi: I got the medical card now for a year cause I said the pain on my knee was too much, so I'm a medical patient now!
Me: Fuck it, let's go to the Fire Station.
Javi: I'll hit up Willy.
Me: Nah, too many lungs.....
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A person who is crazy or psychotic. A negative term but can be used as ribbing among friends. Derives from prison slang referring to an inmate living in the penitentiary’s psychiatric ward or one that uses psychotropic medications or frequently sees the psychiatrist.
That bitch keyed my fuckin' car.
Man I told you that hoe was a psyc patient.
Britney Spears is a psyc patient; that bitch be walking around town with no shoes on and dropping her baby all the time.
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Sleepy Joe Biden: the rapidly rising uh, um with uh um, in with uh, with uh, I don't know who, anyway...
Joe Biden is a real dementia patient
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n. family therapy lingo indicating which child is causing all the problems in a family and whom, unless cured or removed, prevents the family from an otherwise wonderful life. often shortened to: IP
All my heroes were probably the identified patients in their families.
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Slang term for oral sex.
Derived from the 2012 film Dark Shadows.
Particularly the scene where Dr. Julia Hoffman asks if Barnabas Collins is familiar with the term Doctor/Patient confidentiality, then proceeds to go down on him as an explanation.
"Hey, what happened when you hung out with Julia last night?"
"Not much, but she showed me the meaning of doctor/patient confidentiality."
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A being known as an ashley archer
Man, these girls in here are hook patient deluxe bad!!
A tourniquet resistant patient (TRP) that is so morbidly obese that a pneumatic tourniquet, despite the highest safe setting, will not be able to adequately restrict blood flow to the extremity to allow bloodless surgery. The sheer girth of the extremity precludes effective tourniquet use.
I wouldn't be so confident. Just looking at this patient's leg makes me think she is a Tourniquet Resistant Patient. You'll be awash in blood despite the tourniquet. Good luck my friend.
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