pencil

A childish word for a penis.

wow look at the size of that guy's pencil.
Or i wouldn't mind nibbling on his pencil

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pencil

Slang word for a small dick. Name-checked in Girl,Interrupted

I heard it was like a pencil anyway

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pencil

a long, skinny penis

that boy has one small pencil

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Pencil

Collective noun for Gnus.

Get the pencil out of my pants.

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pencilitis

pencil inflammation; obtained by spending too much time with a pencil.

I had to get my pencilitis treated after hand writing a 9 page report.

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pencils

the name given to high school boys who carry a plethora of pencils in their pockets even though their handwriting in practically incomprhendible...they usualy wear fingerless gloves and are obsessive about protecting their eyes from the sun. They enjoy music such as linkin park and rarely answer their mobile phones...

pencils: do you want to listen to some linkin park?
hot chick: um...no thanks..
pencils: ok... i'll just head back to the laboratoy

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pencil

Not to be mistaken for Kencil my pencil, it is a handy writing mobobber that can write words, draw things, and can take over our minds at times. Otherwise known as a writer colider.

Kenny thought that a pencil had talked to him before.

or

I grabbed Kencil my pencil and wrote away.

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